Ticket for the Shit Show Keychain
$9.00
Congratulations—you’ve been admitted to the Shit Show, and attendance is mandatory. This pastel pink ticket keychain is your backstage pass to life’s chaos, comedy, and daily absurdity. Approx. 2 inches...
Certified Silly Goose Keychain
$9.00
Official membership to the Silly Goose Society now comes with credentials! Flaunt your fun-loving, slightly chaotic energy with this adorable acrylic keychain—perfect for people who never take life too seriously....
If It Costs You Keychain
$9.00
“If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.” A powerful daily reminder hanging right from your keys. Because mental health and boundaries are priceless—and sometimes you need that message...
Hot Girls Hit Curbs Keychain
$9.00
For the baddies with good taste and bad spatial awareness. This playful pink keychain celebrates all the hot girls who occasionally bump a curb but keep driving with confidence (and...
Lifelong Eldest Daughter Keychain
$9.00
Ah yes—the unpaid internship that never ends. If you’ve ever been the family’s resident problem-solver, emotional support hotline, and “can you just help me real quick?” person, this one’s for...