Lifelong Eldest Daughter Keychain
$9.00
Ah yes—the unpaid internship that never ends. If you’ve ever been the family’s resident problem-solver, emotional support hotline, and “can you just help me real quick?” person, this one’s for you. Celebrate your lifelong role in the family hierarchy with a wink and a sigh.
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Approximately 2 inches wide (varies by shape)
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Glossy, durable acrylic with double-sided design
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Silver-tone keyring with sturdy clasp
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Lightweight and easy to spot in your bag
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Designed by NatterDoodle for all the eldest daughters who deserve financial compensation
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