Thanks It’s the Trauma Sticker – Large Vinyl Waterproof Pastel Retro Self Aware Humor Decal

Thanks, It’s the Trauma — the sticker that says what your therapist already knows.
This oversized matte vinyl decal blends pastel nostalgia with unapologetic self-awareness: retro fonts, cute smiley faces, and a wink at the chaos that shaped us. Whether you’re healing, coping, or just vibing, this glossy-free finish makes your truth look aesthetic.

Designed to be as resilient as you are, this sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof. Stick it on your laptop, mirror, water bottle, planner, or anywhere that needs a reminder that humor is the coping mechanism of champions.

⭐ PRODUCT DETAILS

• Size: 6.22 x 3.75 in (large impact, maximum millennial energy)
• Finish: Matte Vinyl — soft touch, no glare
• Waterproof & Weatherproof
• UV-Resistant & Fade-Proof
• Durable adhesive that stays put without peeling

Slightly unwell. Extremely lovable. 💖

Please note: Accessories not included — though they look really cute, don’t they?