Mercury Is In Gatorade Again Sticker – Glitter Vinyl 3x3 Astrology Retrograde Humor
$3.99 $15.00
When life feels chaotic, there’s only one explanation: Mercury is in Gatorade again. 🌀✨
This glitter-border vinyl sticker captures that hilarious cosmic confusion we all know too well. Featuring Natalie’s signature hand-drawn illustration of a Gatorade bottle swirling with planets, stars, and tiny question marks, it perfectly embodies the chaos of retrograde energy—miscommunications, tech failures, and full-body “why is everything happening?” vibes.
Perfect for your water bottle, laptop, planner, journal, or anywhere you need a reminder that the universe might be throwing curveballs… but at least you can laugh about it. Durable, waterproof, and weatherproof, this sticker will withstand retrogrades, emotional spirals, and questionable life choices alike. Add a little cosmic humor to your everyday routine and hydrate through the chaos.
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