Ticket for the Shit Show Keychain
$9.00
Congratulations—you’ve been admitted to the Shit Show, and attendance is mandatory. This pastel pink ticket keychain is your backstage pass to life’s chaos, comedy, and daily absurdity.
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Approx. 2 inches wide
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Glossy acrylic with vintage ticket design
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Silver-tone keyring and clear connector
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Durable, lightweight, and easy to spot
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Perfect for anyone surviving on humor and caffeine
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